Posted by Steve Sanfilippo on Mar 14, 2019
The C&C Doug rang the bell at  12:21 - followed by the pledge, prayer (Chuck Watson) and 4 way test.
 
Jokemaster Saloukas had three joes for us today, he should have stopped at two - the punchlines were   "come out from under the bed you bastard, I want to hit you" and "she couldn't reach" and "put the gun down"
 
GUESTS AND VISITORS: none 
 
WELCOME BACK: Horton Hickerson - when is he going to leave?
 
HAPPY DOLLARS AND FINES: Color of the week - Joe, Horton. Happy dollars - Barbara now wearing shoes after 4.5 months. Chuck - St. Patty's day parade, Mary, Jay, Jessica, Ethan, Addie, Jillian and Tom for participating. Horton - happy to be honoring Jay Patock tonight at Lombardi.  Bill - Heading to China on a business trip, sorry Horton is still here. Doug - baseball, Jay Patock, and sad for his business group letting Bill back in.  Steve - Daughter witnessed her first natural baby delivery and Doctor allowed her to deliver the placenta.
 
NEW MEMBER INDUCTIONS: None this week.  WHO WILL YOU BRING IN AS A POTENTIAL NEW MEMBER NEXT WEEK?
 
COLOR OF THE WEEK: We have revived color of the week and a lot of our members aren't reading the COGS - we took in quite a few fines.  If you are looking under this heading to find out what the color of the week is, you are looking in the wrong place :-)  It's in this issue somewhere - it may even be a color that you've never even heard of (HINT - Google can help you in this instance).
 
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
 
Monmouth County Evening Rotary Club Charity Pong Tournament (March 21https://www.facebook.com/events/352134948962536/
 
Rotary Leadership Institute (RLI) (March 30, April 6, April 20) https://rlinea.org/
 
Career Day (May 2)  See Addie
 
District Conference (May 4Seaview Inn, Galloway NJ https://events.rotarydistrict7505.org/event/district-7505-assembly/
 
Collier Youth Services Gala honoring Beacon Panning & Consulting Services, the Rotary Club of Red Bank and Vonage (May 9) Addison Park - Aberdeen NJ 6:30PM-10:30PM See Steve Sanfilippo for reservations
 
RYLA North (June 29th – July 2nd) Monmouth University in West Long Branch, NJ - See the Bohinski's if you have any questions.  Two students signed up so far (out of 6 total)
 
UPCOMING SPEAKERS: See the list in the column to the juniper right. If you have anyone interested in speaking, please let Barbara Mullen know.
 
REMINDER: WE NOW MEET WEEKLY, THURSDAYS 12:00PM at the NAVESINK COUNTRY CLUB.
 
HORTON:  Available any night for dinner - give him a call
 
SCHOLARSHIPS: Applications mailed to schools - see Jim Mullevey
 
FOUNDATION GRANT REQUESTS: Applications mailed to non-profits - See Jack Chesbro
 
GOLF & FOOD & WINE: Addie will chair food & wine, Bill D. will chair golf - DATE WILL BE TUESDAY OCTOBER 1, 2019 @ NAVESINK COUNTRY CLUB
 
SPEAKER: Unfortunately, our  speaker had to cancel - her brother is gravely ill and had to travel to Mexico City.  We had a social meeting, it was fun, and we will have more of them in the future!
 
50/50: The winner is Jay.  The pot is about $340.00